The CIA had an opening for an assassin. After all the background checks, interviews and testing were done, there were 3 finalistsm 2 men and a woman.
For the final test, the CIA agents took one of the men to a large metal door and handed his a gun.
"We must know that you will follow your instructions, no matter what the circumtances. Inside this room, you will find your wife sitting in a chair, kill her !"
The man said "You can't be serious, I could never shoot my wife. ", The agent said " Then you're not the right man for this job. Take your wife and go home".
The second man was given the same instructions.
He took the gun and went into the room. All was quiet for about five minutes, Then the man came out with tears in his eyes, " I've tried but I can't kill my wife"
The agent said " you dont have what it takes Take your wife and go home ".
Finally, it was the woman's turn,
She was given the same instructions to kill her husband.
She took the gun and went into the room, shots were heard, one shots after another. They heard screaming, crashing, banging on the walls. After five minutes, all was quiet.
The door opened slowly and there stood the woman, she wiped the sweat from her brow , "This gun is loaded with blanks," she said, " I had to beat him to death with the chair "
Moral : Never put a woman to the test!
HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY.....(psst..don't forget to bring her a dozen roses..)
salam
omie
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